33 reasons you should never visit Israel

33 reasons you should never visit Israel

Posted on May. 02, 2017, at 09:00 am

Israël ? It’s not an option!

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Don’t even think of it

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This country has nothing to offer

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Especially during the night

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Nothing to see

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And it makes sense since it’s just a desert.

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This country has no history

Tower of David is so named because Byzantine Christians believed the site to be the palace of King David. The current structure dates from the 1600's. Jerusalem, Israel

Nothing to discover

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If you thought about visiting it, forget about it

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It looks like any other place in the world… 

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 The weather is grey all year long

View of Golan Heights landscape. Northern Israel.
And it makes people sad…

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Narrow-minded

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Freedom doesn’t exist

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You can really feel apartheid all around

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Nothing was ever invented

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No seriously, this country is not inspiring at all!

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There isn’t any worldwide renowned university

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And don’t even talk about Nobel Prizes, not sure they actully know what it is

Nobel Laureate in Chemistry 2011, Professor Dan Shechtman, an Israeli scientist, who discovered quasicrystals displays a model at the lab in the Technion, Haifa, Israel on October 24, 2011.

Professeur Dan Shechtman, Chemistry Nobel Prize in 2011

Don’t talk about culture 

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Or architecture

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It’s empty

Ancient wall in old city Jerusalem

A little like the food they serve

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No street food…

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No gourmet food! 

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And everything looks alike, from the North…

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to the South

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All the same

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No ski trip options, or only in your dreams

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You think they could make it up to you with a nice sunset? Are you crazy or what?

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Who would want to visit this country?

Israel --- Sunbathers afloat at the beach resort of Ein Bokek, on the Israeli side of the Dead Sea. A favorite pass-time here is floating on one's back in the water to experiience the lake's hyper-saline bouyancy. Dead Sea water is ten times saltier than sea water, and more dense than the human body. Thus feet, arms and head float effortlessly. --- Image by © George Steinmetz/Corbis

Really, you should listen to BDS and run away!

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