24 good reasons you should never go to Tel Aviv

24 good reasons you should never go to Tel Aviv

Posted on Nov. 11, 2015, at 04:40 pm

1. Visit Tel Aviv? Never!

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2. Why would you do such a thing?

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3. The city is ugly

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4. Especially at night

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5. Nothing is authentic

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6. Not even the architecture

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7. Definitely, this city has no story to tell

About 100 people participate in a lottery to divide a 12-acre plot of sand dunes, that would later become the city of Tel Aviv, 1909

8. Food is disgusting

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9. very disgusting…

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10. You can’t find anything to drink

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11. You can’t even find a Starbucks!

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12. There is nothing good about this city

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13. People are depressing…

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14. Not tolerant…

15. They don’t know about art

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16. Not even funky street art 

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17. If only we could party

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18. We understand why no international brands want to settle here.

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19. And no stars want to come and perform.

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20. Why would they come?

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21. There are no green spaces

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22. 300 days a year the weather sucks 

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23. Who would want to leave their house?

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24. Definitely, runaway !

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